Have a NICE day!
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Spring break!
LINE IT!
Shout.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
Short John Silver!
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Start shouting Jehovah.
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Shout "Bingo!" before them
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Babe, it's a valve!
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
Well, it ain't a piece of cake.
Because he took the hypocritic oath
A zomBEE!
Xavier
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
They don't want to!
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!
Ten ants (Tenants)
Beaucoup.
Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
In the punchlines.
He kneaded the dough.
I dough know.
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
