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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!