Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!