Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired