Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired