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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.