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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.