Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.