Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups