What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Dirty Dish Jokes More Dirty Dish Jokes

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.