Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.