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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.