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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

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Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...