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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...