That sinking feeling...
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
It put a ring on it.
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
A leek.
A snailor
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Because their entire species is extinct.