Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.