What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)