What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.