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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.