What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!