What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!