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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What's George Washington's least favorite flower?

Lie-lacs!

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.