What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim