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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of printer does a pig use?

An oinkjet.

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.