What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!