What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

Www.AshleyMadison.com

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts