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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.