What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned