Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Walt Disney Jokes More Walt Disney Jokes

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.