Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.