Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned