How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)