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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.