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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)