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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.