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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!