How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.