How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish