How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

Both are offensive and inaccurate.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.