He just started fiddling with it.
Wonton endangerment.
When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest
Because he always plays with Pooh.
She wouldn't play on a regulation size table
He had to start from scratch.
Something Italians learn in preschool.
A viola burns longer.
Violins
A fiddle between the sheets
Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
Both are offensive and inaccurate.