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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.