What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.