What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits