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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.