What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.