What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.