What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits