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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.