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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.