What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.