Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.