What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.