What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.