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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.