What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.