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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner?

An aircondtior can be hot

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.