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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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The blonde works in the dark!

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Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years