Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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He develops LEPTONspirosis.