What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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A plane one.

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Gender rolls

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