What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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A pan. Duh!

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Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

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A plane one.

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin