Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.