Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!