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Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.