Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

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Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.