Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore