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Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure