What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!