What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.