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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!