What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet