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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.