What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.