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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre