Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...