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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair