Cook Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Disabled People Jokes More Disabled People Jokes

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Why are mods the worst?

Removed

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Apologise Jokes More Apologise Jokes

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Terrible Joke Jokes More Terrible Joke Jokes

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!