What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

What is the most common phrase used in school?

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He is so misunderstood.

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I would never do that. It's the worst.

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They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully