What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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How do pigs talk?

Swine language

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin