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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.