He is so misunderstood.
Nothing bananas can't talk.
A spelling bee!
A drummer.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Listening to an antijoke.
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.