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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Misunderstood Jokes More Misunderstood Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."