You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
He sipped his drink before it was cool
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
A soviet
He is so misunderstood.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
Their mouth is moving.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
Bubblegum
GingINVITEus in!
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
His mouth is moving.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Toothbrush.
A dead bird
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Because he drank it before it was cool.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
He kept coffin
He foamed at the mouth.
To catch her false teeth.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
His desk is level
A comb or a saw.
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
He was un hoppy!
The dog taped his mouth.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Two bits!
Down in the mouth!
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Just sayin.
A river.
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
A Cantaloupe.
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because she had an interest in the principal.
(Scream) APPLE!!!
An alarmed clock.
Catch.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
Looks like we got a tail.
They look kinda shady to me
The people miss Harambe.
A bullet.
