I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
He sipped his drink before it was cool
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire
A soviet
He is so misunderstood.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
Their mouth is moving.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
Bubblegum
GingINVITEus in!
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
His mouth is moving.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Toothbrush.
A dead bird
A toothbrush.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
Because he drank it before it was cool.
Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.
He kept coffin
He foamed at the mouth.
To catch her false teeth.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
His desk is level
A comb or a saw.
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
He was un hoppy!
The dog taped his mouth.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Two bits!
Down in the mouth!
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
Brushing your teeth!
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Just sayin.
A river.
Me.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Receiving heads of state.
They both say insert Bill here
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Carpet burn
Profanity.
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Impounding your mother
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
