You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
He sipped his drink before it was cool
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
He is so misunderstood.
Their mouth is moving.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
GingINVITEus in!
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
His mouth is moving.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
A dead bird
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Because he drank it before it was cool.
He kept coffin
He foamed at the mouth.
To catch her false teeth.
His desk is level
A comb or a saw.
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
He was un hoppy!
The dog taped his mouth.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Two bits!
Down in the mouth!
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Just sayin.
A river.
It got shelved.
Oxidants happen,
Between the head and the tail!
Urine over your head!
Hard cheese.
Your teeth!
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
The reposts on reddit.
So they can speak more fluently
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains
So they could Scandinavian.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
