What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth