What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!