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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.