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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.