What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.