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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back