What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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Flatman and Ribbon

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.