Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.