Because all the politicians are in hell.
Lobster
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
Because it's more than a paradise.
Because they reject setian.
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.