Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!