March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Paradise Jokes More Paradise Jokes

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently