Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.