Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money