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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

Paradise Jokes More Paradise Jokes

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic