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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

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What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.