What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason