What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.