How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.