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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently