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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.