What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.