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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.