What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.