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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.