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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.