Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.