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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever