Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.