What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.