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What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ