What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it