What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize