What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks