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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.