What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!