What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.