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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)