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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween