How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.