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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend