How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

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What is big hairy and can fly?

King Kongcorde!

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

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What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!