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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Well Grip Jokes More Well Grip Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.