Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Why do witches have stiff joints?

They get broomatism!

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.