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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What do older women wear?

Depends

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Well Grip Jokes More Well Grip Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween