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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Well Grip Jokes More Well Grip Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.