Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief