Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.