Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief