Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.