What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Relief Jokes More Relief Jokes

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief