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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Relief Jokes More Relief Jokes

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief