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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

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How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.