What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.