What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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The cold shoulder!

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.