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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet