What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money