How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

Fondue

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.