How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief