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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.