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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.