How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.