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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.