How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!