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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!