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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet