What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka