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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet