What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet