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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz