What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin