What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.