What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin