What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin