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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)