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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin