What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin