How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.