How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.