Dip Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

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Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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