Dip Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.