To liquidate their bills.
Microchips
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Holy Guacamole
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
GuacaMOLE
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
Marblehead
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Car-pets!
Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.
They can't swallow their pride.
Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.
One's a phony buck.
Dracular degeneration.
He starts coffin...
Because Boston has all the cups!
Hebrews it.
