Dip Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Bean Dip Jokes More Bean Dip Jokes

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.