If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
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Coffee Mug
To liquidate their bills.
Microchips
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Holy Guacamole
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
DIP
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
Cause i dipped em' in the wishing well!
NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
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GuacaMOLE
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
E.T. learned English and went home.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
To try to look like their mothers.
Will Feral. Edit: I tried
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You can't tuna fish!!!
Shark infested custard
Off-pudding.
Bean dip!
Bean dip
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Quackamole.
A microchip off the old block.
Microchips.
It was Pirated.
There's a little nip in the air.
