Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole