Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.