Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.