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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE