Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.