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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow