Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.