Because of their bills
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Both got screwed out of office
Stop paying the bill.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Feedom.
Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea
With their bills!
Of course the $ bill!
Just put it on my bill
To liquidate their bills.
Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Bill and Sue
Bernadette.
Because they heard it was radical!
Split the bill.
To study economics.
Bill-tup area!
He turns off his xbox.
To promote off-shore drilling.
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Pack your trunk and clear out!
Oh, just put it on my bill.
It's harder to break bills.
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
You should Bill Gates.
He's afraid of the draft.
Everything's $100.
She puts it on her bill
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
Because they have bills.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
He was a little shoat.
If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Close, Bill, but no cigar!
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Put it on my bill
Pay $100 for 30 minutes
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
A dead centipede.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
Who cares.
Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
One is a Cunning array of Stunts...
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
In the computerus.
Quark! Quark!
Guac guac
