Because of their bills
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Both got screwed out of office
Stop paying the bill.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Feedom.
Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea
With their bills!
Of course the $ bill!
Just put it on my bill
To liquidate their bills.
Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Bill and Sue
Bernadette.
Because they heard it was radical!
Split the bill.
To study economics.
Bill-tup area!
He turns off his xbox.
To promote off-shore drilling.
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Pack your trunk and clear out!
Oh, just put it on my bill.
It's harder to break bills.
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
You should Bill Gates.
He's afraid of the draft.
Everything's $100.
She puts it on her bill
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
Because they have bills.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
He was a little shoat.
If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Close, Bill, but no cigar!
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Put it on my bill
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
A $100 bill makes change
With an unlocked kitchen door
Pizza Haunt!
An elevator. It lifts the spirits.
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
A brunch.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Because they mess up the whole house!
She didn't want to litter
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Because he left the Windows open.
A. He uses "windows".
