Because they're not PC
Because he's a horse racist.
Because it's soda pressing.
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
She could never say no to apple.
Chrono Triggered.
She kept objectifying people.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.