They objectify everything.
She kept objectifying people.
A Pander.
Progressive
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because they're not PC
That's inappropriate.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
Oops.
Social justice.
Triggernometry
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Because they have high double standards.
A good start.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Chrono Triggered.
Because it was Pablo-matic
Stay grounded.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
None, it is a hardware issue!
None. The sockets all went with the house.
That's not funny.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Trigger.
They don't like triggers
An envelope!
It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.
The Somali chicken!
He plays golf.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
