They objectify everything.
She kept objectifying people.
A Pander.
Progressive
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because they're not PC
That's inappropriate.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
Oops.
Social justice.
Triggernometry
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Because they have high double standards.
A good start.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Chrono Triggered.
Because it was Pablo-matic
Awarewolf
Peter parkour.
Pho queue.
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.
To be on the safe side!
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
Because they're all in relationships!