They objectify everything.
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A redneck's trigger actually does something
She kept objectifying people.
A Pander.
Progressive
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They can't handle the trigger!
Because they're not PC
That's inappropriate.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
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Oops.
In an oven.
Social justice.
Triggernometry
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Because they have high double standards.
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
They are too trigger-happy.
A good start.
Because it doesn't discriminate.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Chrono Triggered.
Because it was Pablo-matic
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Omelette you figure it out
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Awarewolf
They think on a whole different dimension.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
The can't handle stares.
Very Djently.
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Eminem.
Aftermath
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
