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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.