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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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Because 6 8 9

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Homardware.

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Put it on my bill

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I think we should see other peepholes.

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They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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The Salsa