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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.