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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

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What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.