Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.