Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless

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What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray