Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!