Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!