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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!