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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!