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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.