Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.