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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.