Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.