Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.