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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.