What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

Because of their Koala Tea