What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

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Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES